[ He's so fucking cute. Just watching his front paws make air biscuits is enough for Ezell to beam at him. It's a bit like his tail wags, right? He loves this Sarkaz so damn much. ]

Morning, love. Here, drink this? [ He hops over to the bed to hold out the glass of water. When he takes it, Ezell will climb in next to him and settle next to him by flattening himself on the bed. ]

[ Playing toesies, but with the beans. Ezell flexes his front paws enthusiastically. ]

I'm going to be your husband, my love. You really are wasted right now, aren't you?

Anyway, I love you so much, dear. You're stuck with me.

[ Nooooo... His paws reach up to shove Flamebringer, pushing his face with his hands. His tongue is so rough!!! :( ] I already told you not to do that, Flamebringer. You could at least do it on my fur and not my bare skin...

Does that mean you're like my wife already, too?

I disagree, my love. You are not shitty, and I've done plenty of shitty things, personally.

[ He pulls his hand away, but only so he can put both of his on Flamebringer's cheeks and pull him in for a very gentle smooch. ]

I adore you. Please don't call yourself shitty again.

Bleh!!

[ Flamebringer!!!!!!!! Your tongue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ezell is immediately pushing his face away again. ]

Flamebringerrrrr!!! Don't do that! I already said your tongue is like sandpaper...

I do know you love me! You don’t have to lick me to prove it…!!!

[ Ezell’s started to make bunny biscuits against Flamebringer’s kitty-chest. So he’ll have to put up with that now. ]