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Fern the Grass Human ([personal profile] poaceae) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones 2024-10-06 10:39 pm (UTC)

Fern | Adventure Time

I. A Pie Problem
[ Fern has picked a large rock to sit on and on which to glare at the pumpkin pie in his hands as if it has personally offended his honor. After a few moments of staring he begins angrily to eat it, gourd and all.

This seems to go well for him, generally speaking. After two bites chewed up bits start to fall out of his mouth every time he opens it. It doesn't slow him down. The pie slowly transforms from its original half-pumpkin shape into a pile of mush on the ground. ]


II. Hello Stranger
[ A 16 or 17 year old boy walks up, waving to get your attention, a friendly enough look on his face. He's wearing a hat with bear ears that covers his entire head, and has a backpack on. All of him, skin, hat, backpack and all, are green, and look somewhat... fuzzy. ]

Hey, hi there! Could you tell me which way to the Candy Kingdom? I think I got turned around.

III. Hey, you look like me!
[ There are two boys made of grass in the middle of town, each wielding a sword also made of grass. They're very clearly trying to kill each other.

How did they reach this point? As soon as they saw each other they started arguing over which was the copy-cat. It became a fight to the death after three sentences.

This might normally be a time to let them sort things out between themselves, but neither seems to have any care for their surroundings. One slams the other into a wall so hard that it leaves a dent, the other catches a bush with their sword and cuts it clean in half. The town itself is in peril now, as are any people who get too close. ]


[ooc | If one of you doesn't kill him, he's going to do it himself. ;D ]

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